Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario. As they were writing up the ticket, one officer turned to the other and said, "How do you spell Mississauga?" The other one replid, "I don't know." So the first officer said, "Well, what are we going to do? If we spell it wrong, it will get dismissed." The second officer said, "Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?"