A mother walked into her son's room and said cheerfully, "Up. Up. Its time to go to school."
The son replied, "I don't want to go to school."
"You have to go," the mother said.
"I hate that school. The kids are mean and rotten."
"You still have to go," exclaimed the mother.
"It's like a jungle. One fight after another. They threaten me at least 100 times a day!" cried the son.
"You have to go to school!!!"
"Why must I go?" pleaded the son.
"Because," replied the mother, "You are the principal!"