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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.  He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.  Spotting an old beachcomer standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, " Are there any gators around here?"  "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.  About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd  you get rid of the gators?"  "We didn't do nothin'" the beachcomer said.  "The sharks got 'em!" 

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


Read more at http://www.favecrafts.com/Entertaining/A-Great-Bunch-of-Funny-Christmas-Stories#axv2E8fl7CWtSfMj.99

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around t

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost


Read more at http://www.favecrafts.com/Entertaining/A-Great-Bunch-of-Funny-Christmas-Stories#axv2E8fl7CWtSfMj.99

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should have known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost


Read more at http://www.favecrafts.com/Entertaining/A-Great-Bunch-of-Funny-Christmas-Stories#axv2E8fl7CWtSfM